TL;DR: When I was a noob I got kilt by a corp. mole and learned to meta game
EvE. My friend rage quit and I got his Stuff. It's sorta a MEME for this eveoganda post…
So I was reading
this post at eveoganda where Rixx was
relating a RL experience to the harshness of EvE. It has some colorful comments
that are also a good read, and well Rixx danced around a delicate subject in
the real world to prove his point in EvE. I've read eveoganda for as long as
there has been an eveoganda so I knew what Rixx was getting at. It got me
thinking about my first death(s) in EvE and well I felt it warranted a post.
I am sure I have talked about it at some point in a past
blog post. I certainly know I have told this story in game as a CEO many times.
It was one of those incidents that makes or breaks you in a game. One of those
moments where you dig in and fight or you cry and quit. To truly set the stage
one must go back to fall of 2009 when a mate I had played WoW with told me of
this magical game called EvE online.
I remember logging into EvE and instantly having NO clue
what I was doing whilst being totally enthralled with the images on my screen.
Shit I was in a station and there was this ship in front of me. About my screen
there was all this stuff. Stuff I had no idea what it all meant. Then some
popup appears with an android chick telling me what I should do. 12 hours of
tutorials later (yeah I did them all) I was hooked. I did what most do at first
and flounder around for 2-3 weeks on my own.
Week later at work my mate and I are talking about EvE. He
starts telling me how awesome his corp. is and that the CEO and members are
nice fellows who all were old hands at EvE (CEO was 6 months old, and the
oldest corp. player was 14 months). So I moved what at the time was an eternity. 21
jumps over to Caldari space from Gallente.
I joined this corp. and started to help them mine towards corp. “goals”
(making the CEO’s ISK increase). I started mining in a frigate, then a Cruiser,
and after a month or two getting my “cut” and training I got this amazing
mining barge thingy called a retriever. I also added my second account and
trained my “PvP’ pilot to fly a badger II so he could haul my ore (FAIL). Right
about this time the corp. had a recruitment drive and some “new” (oh old enough
to fly a destroyer) members joined the corp.
So I was out in a belt with my retriever and badger II
sitting inside 2500m of an anchored GSC. I was mining on my time and making my
ISK today. It was the 2nd time I had undocked the retriever since
dropping my entire wallet on it and the fit. 3 cycles into it and the “new”
corp. guy comes online and says “Hello. What’s up?” to which I reply “mining in
belt 2”. No further comments in chat but few moments later a thrasher lands in
belt. It’s the “new” guy 20KM away heading over to me. I figured he was gonna
kill rats and hang out. Chat about this or that perhaps. However that’s not
what happened at all.
I remember sitting there in my chair as he locked my
retriever wondering how it was I was being locked when there were no rats in
the belt. Then I was taking damage and had no clue who was shooting me. I
remember the light bulb going off before I was in my pod and asking the “new”
guy to stop as it was not funny. I remember being in my pod next. I remember
the anger as he locked my badger II and the whole process repeated. I remember
being confused and angry. I felt deflated and betrayed. I just lost everything
to a friendly who next typed some message about a jihad and gods of the asteroid
belts being angry before looting my wrecks and warping off. That day was the
day I learned about EvE reality and dark cold center under the eye candy outer layer.
The next 24 hours was interesting as an EvE noob. Once the
rest of the corp. including the CEO came online there was a period of panic.
Little did I know the same dude ganked my friend earlier that day. Who emailed the CEO rage
quit and was now nowhere to be found in game. The CEO wanted blood but had no ISK to
help me out replacing my ships. The other members wanted blood and also had no
ISK to help me replace my ships. Everyone was freaking out that the corp.
infiltrator could kill them too or steal the stuff from their personal hangers.
I was freaking out too because everyone was freaking out. Then the CEO called
for us all to get in our best PvP ship and form up, the plan being to hunt this
guy down and murder him. The witch hunt lasted about an hour. The New guy had
logged off long ago and we were all too dumb to know you cannot kill someone
not logged in. The CEO finally figured out how to boot the dude from the corp.
and told us that he was shoot on site for the next 24 hours until his roles
dropped.
All this happened on a Friday night. I remember spending hours
that weekend researching all manner of EvE things. Vexor PvP fits, corporation
management options, aggression game mechanics, and corp. moles. Each topic
uncovered a new topic and as I fell into the rabbit hole of meta game
information. The hook set deeper into my jaw. I now wanted to get a point on
that thrasher with my Vexor and have my hobgoblins I and ION blasters rip it
apart. I knew how to set up my overview. I knew how to add the bad guy as a
contact and set standings. I knew I could lock and fire upon any corp. member
with out concord getting in the way. I also knew that there was a good chance
that bad guy no longer existed as a character because it was most likely an alt
built for corp. infiltration.
When Monday came around my friend had no logged in over the
weekend. I sat next cube over from him at work. I was full of all this wonderful
EvE knowledge and enthusiasm. So I stuck my head over the cubicle walls and
said good morning. We exchanged pleasantries for a bit before I started to ask
about how he got ganked. I expected an eager conversation about EvE to spark
up. Instead I got “I don’t want to talk about that shitty game man!” Apparently
my friend had already un-subbed from EvE and rejoined WoW. He rage quit for
good as a result of that one negative event and only once logged back in to
give me his stuff before his time ran out. I use the 50M to replace my ships
and left the corp. to found my own. The rest they say is history
Since that day I've lived in NullSec, LowSec, highSec and
Wormholes. I've founded and ran 3 different corporations. Killed things in
fleets, killed things alone, and built pretty much everything from a frigate to
a jump freighter. I have a modest net worth somewhere in the 40 Billion ISK range and
enjoy my EvE time as life allows. I've had many fun experiences and made a few
good friends along the way. Why? Because I chose to be a Survivor not a quitter
that fall day in 2009.
Cheers
EVE SOB