All right! The time of bitching and complaining and clicking P.I. extractors in the name of EVE is done. When next I log into EVE I am jumping ZombiNutz back to Empire where I have 5 pre-fitted vanilla 150MM ACII, 200MM RTP, SAR II, DCU II, NOS, SCRAM,WEB, AB II rifters.I’ll be in a “dead head” implant less clone with nothing to lose but hulls that are all ready paid for and the cost of new clones if I get podded.
The goal is to forget P.I. and use the 30 mins here and there to fly said rifters and shoot people in lowsec. I expect to be kilt in many horrible ways in these 5 rifters, but hope to get at least one kill. Even if it’s a badger that LOOKED like it had plex in it ;)
I’ll post each death and it's Kills as parts in “A tale of 5 dead rifters!”. A series of posts to liberate me from chronic real life and carebearisim syndrome.
If I post about anything other than this before rifter #5 is popped, please flame me for being a sissy and remind me that I need to go burn a rifter!
I hope we all get some enjoyment out of my flaming deaths.
*EDIT* In gathering my rifters and getting them renamed and ready to die. I've decided to fly a mix of armor and shield tanked rifters as part of the "A tale of 5 dead rifters!" series. If only to get some flack from the fit Nazi's for lolz.
*EDIT* Fixed the title as well...
Cheers
EVE SOB
That sounds like a series I'll read. Makes me want to do my own: Frigates of EVE, wherein I lose one of each combat-worthy tech 1 frigate. That said, I'm to afraid of commitment to go solo PvP so fear not any potential plagiarism.
ReplyDeleteSounds like an awesome series parity. I know I will die, potentially with out a single kill. Small gang or a better pilot could ruin my day real fast. My goal is simple to take out the tackle if it's a small gang or try and GTFO if things go south. Either way it should be a little more exciting that starting extractors every 23 hours.
ReplyDeleteI hope to get at least one kill at the very least. Even if I have to suicide gank some Noob ship. :)
Cheers
EVE SOB
Good luck m8, sounds like a blast. I was thinking of something similar the other day when I momentarily considered driving a Megathron from one end of the universe to the other and see how far I'd make it.
ReplyDeleteWriting that down made it seem like an even stupider idea than it was in my head.